Sunday, February 5, 2012

Super Bowl 2012

I spent the game tweeting and drinking beer. Some of the tweets made Sarah laugh out loud, so I'm posting them up here. Consider any RT's a recommendation to follow the person linked to.


Well, clearly, some Ravens defense would be doing a better job of stopping the Giants here. #yesisaidit

Prohibition is over! Let us drink piss! #budweiser

Love the Doritos commercial. "You didn't see nothing."

RT @ChuckWendig In other news, I think Madonna turned into Mumm-Ra from the Thundercats.

RT @ChuckWendig Whoa. Ryan Gosling covered in koala bears? Well-played, Goodyear tires. #fakesuperbowlcommercials

Sweet! @sarahearle got our taxes sorted in 40 minutes, with no apoplectic rages. And we get a refund. Good year!

RT @Ali_Davis Oh, good. I was worried that GoDaddy might not still be run by fuckheads.


RT @ChuckWendig A flock of parakeets just ate the flesh off of Peyton Manning's bones. Weirdest Bank of America ad EVER. #fakesuperbowlcommercials

Avengers. Oh hell yes.

RT @TeelaJBrown Theory: increased use of dogs in #superbowl ads to combat #PuppyBowl defectors. Expect kittens swarming Madonna at halftime.

RT @ChuckWendig Wow, that Bissel Spot-Bot ad got a little creepy. But I guess it's great that it cleans up all that hooker blood. #fakesuperbowlcommercials

Madness? This. Is. Madonna!

RT @SteveMartinToGo Wow! Maggie Smith can really sing!

RT @God_Damn_Batman I’m not saying Bane should collapse the field with an earthquake generator. But it would make Madonna’s halftime show actually watchable.

Did MIA break reality or flip off the camera?

RT @sispurrier Fuckin' Sith are in fuckin' trouble when those cats stop singing.

RT @TheLewisBlack World Peace are you fucking kidding me. That made me want to go to war.

The second beer has begun. #superbowl #lightweight

RT @mattyglesias Rush Limbaugh is in the Pats' owners box, because the Patriots are evil.

Ouch! Stamos: Denied!

RT @ChuckWendig Now Batman just exploded and turned into 72 chipmunks in a Doritos ad. Did someone spike my party dip? #fakesuperbowlcommercials

And now I am chasing a dog with lint clutched in her mouth. #priorities

The wife has gone to bed, but I will see this thing through! And regret it horribly in the morning. #SuperBowl

GoDaddy: We assume everyone buying a domain name is male, sex-obsessed, and believes that there's actual nudity on our website.

RT @realfreemancbs Remember the Ravens-Pats game, Giants.

That... was the weirdest touchdown I've ever seen.

Sack! Behold the blood-curse of Huginn! #ravens

Incomplete! Giants win! Behold the blood-curse of Muninn! #ravens

And now I guess the Joker's confetti is going to kill everyone? WTF?

Hell of a game. HELL of a game. Congrats to the Giants, condolences to the Patriots, swift recoveries to the injured. #SuperBowl


So there's that. Have a good night, and I'll leave you with a bit of funny that cropped up on my Twitter feed. Somewhat true, as well.

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