I spent the game tweeting and drinking beer. Some of the tweets made Sarah laugh out loud, so I'm posting them up here. Consider any RT's a recommendation to follow the person linked to.
FREE PIZZA MOTHERFUCKERS #papajohns #ymmv
Well, clearly, some Ravens defense would be doing a better job of stopping the Giants here. #yesisaidit
Prohibition is over! Let us drink piss! #budweiser
Love the Doritos commercial. "You didn't see nothing."
RT @ChuckWendig In other news, I think Madonna turned into Mumm-Ra from the Thundercats.
RT @ChuckWendig Whoa. Ryan Gosling covered in koala bears? Well-played, Goodyear tires. #fakesuperbowlcommercials
Sweet! @sarahearle got our taxes sorted in 40 minutes, with no apoplectic rages. And we get a refund. Good year!
RT @Ali_Davis Oh, good. I was worried that GoDaddy might not still be run by fuckheads.
#betterthanbud pic.twitter.com/Caf7yptF
RT @ChuckWendig A flock of parakeets just ate the flesh off of Peyton Manning's bones. Weirdest Bank of America ad EVER. #fakesuperbowlcommercials
Avengers. Oh hell yes.
RT @TeelaJBrown Theory: increased use of dogs in #superbowl ads to combat #PuppyBowl defectors. Expect kittens swarming Madonna at halftime.
RT @ChuckWendig Wow, that Bissel Spot-Bot ad got a little creepy. But I guess it's great that it cleans up all that hooker blood. #fakesuperbowlcommercials
Madness? This. Is. Madonna!
RT @SteveMartinToGo Wow! Maggie Smith can really sing!
RT @God_Damn_Batman I’m not saying Bane should collapse the field with an earthquake generator. But it would make Madonna’s halftime show actually watchable.
Did MIA break reality or flip off the camera?
RT @sispurrier Fuckin' Sith are in fuckin' trouble when those cats stop singing.
RT @TheLewisBlack World Peace are you fucking kidding me. That made me want to go to war.
The second beer has begun. #superbowl #lightweight
RT @mattyglesias Rush Limbaugh is in the Pats' owners box, because the Patriots are evil.
Ouch! Stamos: Denied!
RT @ChuckWendig Now Batman just exploded and turned into 72 chipmunks in a Doritos ad. Did someone spike my party dip? #fakesuperbowlcommercials
And now I am chasing a dog with lint clutched in her mouth. #priorities
The wife has gone to bed, but I will see this thing through! And regret it horribly in the morning. #SuperBowl
GoDaddy: We assume everyone buying a domain name is male, sex-obsessed, and believes that there's actual nudity on our website.
RT @realfreemancbs Remember the Ravens-Pats game, Giants.
That... was the weirdest touchdown I've ever seen.
Sack! Behold the blood-curse of Huginn! #ravens
Incomplete! Giants win! Behold the blood-curse of Muninn! #ravens
And now I guess the Joker's confetti is going to kill everyone? WTF?
Hell of a game. HELL of a game. Congrats to the Giants, condolences to the Patriots, swift recoveries to the injured. #SuperBowl
ANOTHER FREAKING GEICO PIG COMMERCIAL?! RAAAGH!!
So there's that. Have a good night, and I'll leave you with a bit of funny that cropped up on my Twitter feed. Somewhat true, as well.
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