A fine rhetorical question! But as it turns out we have an actual answer. Meet our newest Vault resident:
You probably can't see him because he's a freaking ninja.
I have no idea who he is or why he's in the Vault. I've ordered him removed five times now, and every time he vanishes until I call off the Dwellers. And then he tends the cafeteria.
Since he's a blatantly obvious spy for Number One Traitor Terry I've decided to let him do whatever he's planning on doing. As long as I know that he knows that I know what he's up to, I have the upper hand. (Right? Note to self: double check my grammar before I log this.)
In other news the incessant baby boom continues.
I am giving long thought to lifting the ban on mole rat pets in hopes of sterilizing some of these morons. What part of "limited resources" do they not understand?
Number One Traitor sent more Raiders to attack the perfection of our Vault. His pitiful forces will never succeed in overthrowing my reign!
Groovy Gary led the defense and acquitted himself with honor. He will not be sterilized. Intentionally.
Which is more than I can say for Scumbag Owens. Enough with the damn roofies already!
As a side project, Doctor Adreno managed to capture a Radroach for study.
Apparently at some point she decided the best course of action was to use gene therapy to create a fire-breathing Radroach. Given what happened next I can't even be bothered to ask what the point of that was.